{"id":16031,"date":"2025-10-30T09:13:39","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T08:13:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=16031"},"modified":"2025-11-08T12:58:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T11:58:11","slug":"comme-un-arrosoir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/comme-un-arrosoir\/","title":{"rendered":"Comme un arrosoir\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">En octobre, tel un arrosoir, mes bras ont \u00e9t\u00e9 perc\u00e9s de toutes parts et selon diverses modalit\u00e9s &#8211;<em>intramusculaire, intraveineuse, sous-cutan\u00e9e<\/em>&#8211; entre prises de sang et poursuite de mes injections traditionnelles, vaccin contre Frankenstein, vaccin contre la grippe, et enfin, pour faire bonne mesure, vaccin anti-t\u00e9tanos\/coqueluche\/poliomy\u00e9lite\/dipht\u00e9rie pour remise \u00e0 jour\u2026 <strong>M\u00eame pas mal<\/strong> : normal, j&rsquo;ai une infirmi\u00e8re de luxe rien que pour moi !<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Vacins_102025.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16032\" src=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Vacins_102025.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"550\" srcset=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Vacins_102025.jpg 900w, https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Vacins_102025-300x183.jpg 300w, https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Vacins_102025-768x469.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En octobre, tel un arrosoir, mes bras ont \u00e9t\u00e9 perc\u00e9s de toutes parts et selon diverses modalit\u00e9s &#8211;intramusculaire, intraveineuse, sous-cutan\u00e9e&#8211; 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