{"id":5138,"date":"2016-12-02T07:30:27","date_gmt":"2016-12-02T06:30:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=5138"},"modified":"2016-12-02T17:43:50","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T16:43:50","slug":"murphy-sors-de-ce-corps-encore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/murphy-sors-de-ce-corps-encore\/","title":{"rendered":"Murphy, sors de ce corps : encore !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/EclatAileange.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-5139\" src=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/EclatAileange.jpg\" alt=\"eclataileange\" width=\"160\" height=\"125\" \/><\/a>Croyez-le ou non, mais la loi des s\u00e9rie, parfois, \u00e7a existe et le sort semble s\u2019acharner <del>contre moi<\/del> mon pare-brise ! Hier matin, apr\u00e8s l\u2019avoir intens\u00e9ment gratt\u00e9, je prends la route tranquillement et, \u00e0 peine arriv\u00e9 sur l\u2019autoroute, c\u2019est un camion qui a projet\u00e9 un caillou contre ledit pare-brise !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">R\u00e9sultat : un impact d\u2019assez belle taille &#8211;<em>en aile d\u2019ange : risque mod\u00e9r\u00e9, je deviens sp\u00e9cialiste de la discipline\u2026<\/em>-, qui n\u2019a pas eu, heureusement, le temps de se fissurer et qui a \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9par\u00e9 dans la journ\u00e9e par le m\u00eame vitrier que l\u2019autre fois\u2026 Et \u00e0 moi les joies des transports en commun en p\u00e9riode de march\u00e9 de No\u00ebl et \u00e0 l\u2019heure de la sortie des cours des lyc\u00e9ens !<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Le nombre de voitures atteintes du m\u00eame syndr\u00f4me en attente chez ce professionnel \u00e9tait assez impressionnant, au demeurant : je me demande si ce n\u2019est pas lui qui s\u00e8me des petits cailloux sur les routes !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Croyez-le ou non, mais la loi des s\u00e9rie, parfois, \u00e7a existe et le sort semble s\u2019acharner contre moi mon pare-brise ! Hier matin, apr\u00e8s l\u2019avoir intens\u00e9ment gratt\u00e9, je prends la route tranquillement et, \u00e0 peine arriv\u00e9 sur l\u2019autoroute, c\u2019est un camion qui a projet\u00e9 un caillou contre ledit pare-brise ! R\u00e9sultat : un impact d\u2019assez [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-au-jour-le-jour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}