{"id":7677,"date":"2018-05-08T07:42:51","date_gmt":"2018-05-08T05:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=7677"},"modified":"2018-06-03T08:19:34","modified_gmt":"2018-06-03T06:19:34","slug":"pffff-creve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/pffff-creve\/","title":{"rendered":"Pffff ! Crev\u00e9 !"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Dr\u00f4le d’histoire, hier\u2026 En d\u00e9but d’apr\u00e8s-midi, je fumais ma traditionnelle cigarette d’apr\u00e8s-repas sur le parking du bureau, en discutant avec quelques coll\u00e8gues, quand je constate que le pneu arri\u00e8re droit de ma voiture semble d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9. A l’observer de plus pr\u00e8s, on peut en effet voir une assez grosse vis plac\u00e9 dans la bande de roulement ! Et je n’ai pas de roue de secours, \u00e7a ne se fait plus tellement sur les voitures actuelles\u2026 Et je dois partir en r\u00e9union dans moins de trois heures ! La tuile !?<\/p>\n

A voir : je commence par t\u00e9l\u00e9phoner \u00e0 mon assurance, qui me promet un remorquage dans l’heure vers le garage de mon choix \u00e0 des fins de r\u00e9paration du pneu ou de changement du train de pneus arri\u00e8re si n\u00e9cessaire –arrghh ! Je sens d\u00e9j\u00e0 que \u00e7a risque de me co\u00fbter un bras, et les pneus sont encore en tr\u00e8s bon \u00e9tat<\/em>– pour la fin de la soir\u00e9e\u2026\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Effectivement et efficacement, le remorqueur est arriv\u00e9 dans le d\u00e9lai imparti, et a conduit ma voiture vers le seul garagiste ouvert –m\u00eame les garagistes font le pont cette semaine…<\/em>– dans la commune o\u00f9 devait se tenir ma r\u00e9union. Vers laquelle un coll\u00e8gue m’a conduit, et \u00e0 la fin de laquelle j’ai pu me rendre chez le garagiste r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer ma voiture –lav\u00e9e et nettoy\u00e9e qui plus est<\/em>-, dot\u00e9e d’un pneu tout bien r\u00e9par\u00e9, pour rentrer \u00e0 la maison avec, \u00e0 peine, un tout petit retard !
\nTout cela m’a co\u00fbt\u00e9 la modique somme de 30,10\u20ac\u2026 Je devrais y survivre\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dr\u00f4le d’histoire, hier\u2026 En d\u00e9but d’apr\u00e8s-midi, je fumais ma traditionnelle cigarette d’apr\u00e8s-repas sur le parking du bureau, en discutant avec quelques coll\u00e8gues, quand je constate que le pneu arri\u00e8re droit de ma voiture semble d\u00e9gonfl\u00e9. A l’observer de plus pr\u00e8s, on peut en effet voir une assez grosse vis plac\u00e9 dans la bande de roulement […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[191],"class_list":["post-7677","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-au-jour-le-jour","tag-demenagement"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7677","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}