{"id":990,"date":"2014-09-06T12:57:00","date_gmt":"2014-09-06T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/?p=990"},"modified":"2015-03-22T19:54:52","modified_gmt":"2015-03-22T18:54:52","slug":"stupeur-et-nouveau-regime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/stupeur-et-nouveau-regime\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupeur et nouveau r\u00e9gime !!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-992 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"Avis_Impots\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots-225x150.jpg 225w, https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots-150x99.jpg 150w, https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Avis_Impots.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Mercredi soir, en rentrant tard du \u00a0travail, j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 dans ma bo\u00eete aux lettres le truc qui s&rsquo;appelle <strong><em>\u00ab\u00a0Avis d&rsquo;imposition\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/strong> ! Enfer et stup\u00e9faction ! L&rsquo;achat d&rsquo;un gramophone, \u00e9voqu\u00e9 dans la notule pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente, devra attendre un <del>certain<\/del> temps certain&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Du coup, me voil\u00e0 r\u00e9duit, tel Till Eulenspiegel, \u00e0 mettre en place un nouveau r\u00e9gime qui me permettra de finir l&rsquo;ann\u00e9e, et qui prendra la forme suivante :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lundi : des patates<br \/>\nMardi : des patates.<br \/>\nMercredi : des patates.<br \/>\nJeudi : des patates.<br \/>\nVendredi : des patates aussi !<br \/>\nLe samedi, ce sera du riz et le dimanche, j&rsquo;opterai pour des p\u00e2tes -avec m\u00eame un peu de sauce&#8230;- !<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y0PcJLQ4CXM\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercredi soir, en rentrant tard du \u00a0travail, j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 dans ma bo\u00eete aux lettres le truc qui s&rsquo;appelle \u00ab\u00a0Avis d&rsquo;imposition\u00a0\u00bb ! Enfer et stup\u00e9faction ! L&rsquo;achat d&rsquo;un gramophone, \u00e9voqu\u00e9 dans la notule pr\u00e9c\u00e9dente, devra attendre un certain temps certain&#8230; Du coup, me voil\u00e0 r\u00e9duit, tel Till Eulenspiegel, \u00e0 mettre en place un nouveau r\u00e9gime qui [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":667,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-au-jour-le-jour"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/latelierdediablotin.fr\/WordPress3\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}